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J ai trouver ça sur le site de la SWA (student windsurfing association)et ça m'a bien fait marrer alors je vous le fait partager.<br /><br />
Trouble Shooting<br />
SYMPTOM<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">FAULT </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">ACTION</span><!--/color=--><br /><br />
Feet cold and wet.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Glass being held at incorrect angle. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.</span><!--/color=--><br /><br />
Feet warm and wet.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Improper bladder control. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Drink unusually pale and tasteless.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Glass empty. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Get someone to buy you another drink. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You have fallen over backward. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Have yourself lashed to the bar. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Mouth contains cigarette butts.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You have fallen forward. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">See above. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Retire to toilets, practise using mirror. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Floor blurred.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You are looking through bottom of empty glass. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Get someone to buy you another drink. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Floor moving.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You are being carried out. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Find out if you are being taken to another bar. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Room seems unusually dark.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Bar has closed. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Confirm home address with bartender. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Cover mouth. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Everyone looks up to you and smiles.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You are dancing on the table. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Fall on somebody cushy-looking. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Drink is crystal-clear.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Punch him. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You have been in a fight. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You've wandered into the wrong party. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">See if they have free alcohol. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Your singing sounds distorted.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">The drink is too weak. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Have more alcohol until your voice improves. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Don't remember the words to the song.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Drink is just right </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">No action required </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
There’s a breeze around your crotch.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You’re naked.</span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Run towards the nearest body of water and jump in.</span><!--/color=-->

J'adopte!!!

...I protest!!!


...depuis quand utilises-tu cet avatar?

Excellent,effectivement ils ont que ca a faire!

Laissez moi vous mettre d'accord tous les deux : venez voir ma glotte, là au fond....

Il faudrait qu'on m'explique, là, je n'ai pas le même avatar selon que je lis ce site sous firefox ou sous safari......



y'a un informatichien dans ce rade ? je veux dire un qui soit pas ivre mort ?

Bah je suis pas informaticlebs mais c'est peut-être à cause des

Qu'est-ce que les crottes de ton chien sur la nappe de Maman ont à voir  ?


Oui, il n'ya pire sourd que celui qui ne veut pas voir !

Pour ce qui est de l'avatar, c'est celui qui l'dit qui y est d'abord!


visiblement ils n'ont pas que ça à faire, ils organisent quand meme pas mal d'évenement studianto-planchavoilistiques aucour de l'année, mais c'est vrai que ça il le fond bien!


j'ai hate de les rejoindre...

Ouazou @ 10/01/2008 - 19h21 a dit:

...I protest!!!


...depuis quand utilises-tu cet avatar?

Ouazou, arrête de me piquer des ships..