FAQ for boozer, Ils s'amusent bien à la SWA

[Nicko]

J ai trouver ça sur le site de la SWA (student windsurfing association)et ça m'a bien fait marrer alors je vous le fait partager.<br /><br />
Trouble Shooting<br />
SYMPTOM<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">FAULT </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">ACTION</span><!--/color=--><br /><br />
Feet cold and wet.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Glass being held at incorrect angle. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.</span><!--/color=--><br /><br />
Feet warm and wet.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Improper bladder control. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Drink unusually pale and tasteless.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Glass empty. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Get someone to buy you another drink. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You have fallen over backward. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Have yourself lashed to the bar. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Mouth contains cigarette butts.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You have fallen forward. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">See above. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Retire to toilets, practise using mirror. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Floor blurred.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You are looking through bottom of empty glass. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Get someone to buy you another drink. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Floor moving.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You are being carried out. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Find out if you are being taken to another bar. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Room seems unusually dark.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Bar has closed. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Confirm home address with bartender. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Cover mouth. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Everyone looks up to you and smiles.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You are dancing on the table. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Fall on somebody cushy-looking. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Drink is crystal-clear.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Punch him. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You have been in a fight. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You've wandered into the wrong party. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">See if they have free alcohol. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Your singing sounds distorted.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">The drink is too weak. </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Have more alcohol until your voice improves. </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
Don't remember the words to the song.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">Drink is just right </span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">No action required </span><!--/color=--><br /><br /><br />
There’s a breeze around your crotch.<br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:red">You’re naked.</span><!--/color=--><br />
<!--color=--><span style="color:green">Run towards the nearest body of water and jump in.</span><!--/color=-->

[Poule]

J'adopte!!!

[Ouazou]

...I protest!!!


...depuis quand utilises-tu cet avatar?

[Mius50]

Excellent,effectivement ils ont que ca a faire!

[La hyène]

Laissez moi vous mettre d'accord tous les deux : venez voir ma glotte, là au fond....

[La hyène]

Il faudrait qu'on m'explique, là, je n'ai pas le même avatar selon que je lis ce site sous firefox ou sous safari......



y'a un informatichien dans ce rade ? je veux dire un qui soit pas ivre mort ?

[Theo69]

Bah je suis pas informaticlebs mais c'est peut-être à cause des

[Maria Chapdelaine]

Qu'est-ce que les crottes de ton chien sur la nappe de Maman ont à voir  ?


Oui, il n'ya pire sourd que celui qui ne veut pas voir !

[Nicko]

Pour ce qui est de l'avatar, c'est celui qui l'dit qui y est d'abord!


visiblement ils n'ont pas que ça à faire, ils organisent quand meme pas mal d'évenement studianto-planchavoilistiques aucour de l'année, mais c'est vrai que ça il le fond bien!


j'ai hate de les rejoindre...

[louping]

Ouazou @ 10/01/2008 - 19h21 a dit:

...I protest!!!


...depuis quand utilises-tu cet avatar?

Ouazou, arrête de me piquer des ships..