1er avril, j'ai reçu cela deux jours trop tôt

[louping]

Hi! My name is Veronica. I am from Russia and want to make friends with a kind, smart and intellegent man like you.<br />
If you are interested in our acquaintence, please, write me on my e-mail address: <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> I will tell you more about me and my life. I think you wont be dissapointed because I am very cheerful and try to enjoy the life.<br />
I also like to get new friends and share my thought and ideas with them. I have many friends here in Russia.<br />
But I dont have friends abroad yet. I think it is just the time to get new experience.<br />
I hope you wont deny such a sweet lady to become her friend. Sweet and warm kiss from Russia.<br />
I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.<br /><br />
Veronica

[La hyène]

louping @ 30/03/2009 - 15h43 a dit:

Hi! My name is Veronica. I am from Russia and want to make friends with a kind, smart and intellegent man like you.

C'est pas un poisson d'avril :  c'est une erreur d'adressage.

[Silver_76]

on s'en fout de ça nous ce qu'on veut savoir c'est si t'as répondu   ?

[louping]

cela doit être ma fête, alors et ceux-là, y'a même une photo... :




Hello My Friend! My name - Tanya i'am 25 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...


Please reply only to my personal e-mail:  [email protected]


Yours faithfully - your New Friend. Tanya.



Hello My Friend! My name - Tanya i'am 25 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...


Please reply only to my personal e-mail:  [email protected]


Yours faithfully - your New Friend. Tanya.

[Shaff]

ca doit pas etre agréable de chier dans un champ d'ortie !!  

[windsurf45]

louping @ 30/03/2009 - 17h04 a dit:

cela doit être ma fête, alors et ceux-là, y'a même une photo... :




Hello My Friend! My name - Tanya i'am 25 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...


Please reply only to my personal e-mail:  [email protected]


Yours faithfully - your New Friend. Tanya.



Hello My Friend! My name - Tanya i'am 25 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...


Please reply only to my personal e-mail:  [email protected]


Yours faithfully - your New Friend. Tanya.

Je me demande à quel moment elle va te demander ton numéro de CB...  

[La hyène]

Shaff!!! @ 30/03/2009 - 17h27 a dit:

ca doit pas etre agréable de chier dans un champ d'ortie !!  

HoOOOOOO.... mais elle est organisée, pour éviter les désagréments,elle a conservé son pantalon.

[louping]

A moins que ce soit une jupe à l'ancienne, puis y'a un peu de gras sur les cuissots pour protéger des orties et du froid

[Stide]

repond: "what a fair foot!"

[La hyène]

C'est vrai que y'a du cuissot. Ca explique la pose dans les orties.

[Stide]

Moi j'ai un peu moins de chance, j'en recois plusieurs comme àa par jour:  




DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR. MUHAMMAD AAMER, A BANKER IN ONE OF THE REPUTABLE BANK IN BURKINA FASO.

I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS PROPOSAL OF US$10.5M (TEN MILLION

FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).  THE DEPOSITOR OF THE SAID FUND

DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DURING THE IRAQ WAR IN 2006. THE DECEASED CUSTOMER

USED HIS WIFE AS THE NEXT OF KIN BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE WIFE DIED ALONG SIDE

WITH HIM LEAVING NOBODY FOR THE CLIAM.


ACCORDING TO OUR BANKING LAW, IF THE FUND REMAIN UNCLAIMED FOR TWO (2) YEARS

THEN, THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO THE RESERVE BANK OF BURKINA AS UNCLAIMED

BILL. I DON'T WANT THE FUND TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AND AS SUCH, LET US

CLAIM THE FUND NOW.


I WANT TO PRESENT YOU AS HIS COUSIN OR BUSINESS PARTNER SO THAT THE BANK WILL

TRANSFER THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FOR US TO SHARE IT. YOUR PERCENTAGE

WILL BE 40% WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.


PLEASE REPLY TO THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS  [email protected]


AS AN INSIDER IN THIS BANK, I ASSURE YOU THAT, THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK

FREE. IF YOU ARE WILLING FOR THE DEAL, CONTACT ME FOR MORE DETAILS BUT IF YOU

ARE NOT CAPABLE, PLEASE NOTIFY ME.


THE TRANSACTION WILL TAKE US ONLY 14 BANKING DAYS. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE FUND

AND AS SUCH, YOU MUST KEEP THE SECRET WITHIN YOU OK.YOU MUST KEEP THIS DEAL AS

SECRET FOR THE SECURITY OF THE FUND. DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS DEAL TO ANYBODY

BECAUSE I WANT THE SECRET TO BE BETWEEN US ONLY.


I WILL GIVE YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK FOR

THE RELEASE OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THE BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE

MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR

SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO PERCENTAGE INDICATED ABOVE.

YOU CAN  SEE THE NEWS IN BBC AND CNN REGARDING THEIR DEATH:


http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6040054.stm


I WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE AS TO

ENABLE ME GIVE YOU THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK.

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS  [email protected]


BEST REGARD,

MR.MUHAMMAD AAMER,

BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER.

[louping]

et pourquoi, il gueule...
















à force de déposer ton adresse sur des sites Q

[Homerdusud]

Qu'une chose a dire, repondez leur ouiiiiiiiiiiiii je le veux, et faisez leur perdre leur temps

[Maria Chapdelaine]

Stide @ 30/03/2009 - 20h30 a dit:

Moi j'ai un peu moins de chance, j'en recois plusieurs comme àa par jour:  




DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR. MUHAMMAD AAMER, A BANKER IN ONE OF THE REPUTABLE BANK IN BURKINA FASO.

I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS PROPOSAL OF US$10.5M (TEN MILLION

FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).  THE DEPOSITOR OF THE SAID FUND

DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DURING THE IRAQ WAR IN 2006. THE DECEASED CUSTOMER

USED HIS WIFE AS THE NEXT OF KIN BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE WIFE DIED ALONG SIDE

WITH HIM LEAVING NOBODY FOR THE CLIAM.


ACCORDING TO OUR BANKING LAW, IF THE FUND REMAIN UNCLAIMED FOR TWO (2) YEARS

THEN, THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO THE RESERVE BANK OF BURKINA AS UNCLAIMED

BILL. I DON'T WANT THE FUND TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AND AS SUCH, LET US

CLAIM THE FUND NOW.


I WANT TO PRESENT YOU AS HIS COUSIN OR BUSINESS PARTNER SO THAT THE BANK WILL

TRANSFER THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FOR US TO SHARE IT. YOUR PERCENTAGE

WILL BE 40% WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.


PLEASE REPLY TO THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS  [email protected]


AS AN INSIDER IN THIS BANK, I ASSURE YOU THAT, THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK

FREE. IF YOU ARE WILLING FOR THE DEAL, CONTACT ME FOR MORE DETAILS BUT IF YOU

ARE NOT CAPABLE, PLEASE NOTIFY ME.


THE TRANSACTION WILL TAKE US ONLY 14 BANKING DAYS. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE FUND

AND AS SUCH, YOU MUST KEEP THE SECRET WITHIN YOU OK.YOU MUST KEEP THIS DEAL AS

SECRET FOR THE SECURITY OF THE FUND. DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS DEAL TO ANYBODY

BECAUSE I WANT THE SECRET TO BE BETWEEN US ONLY.


I WILL GIVE YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK FOR

THE RELEASE OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THE BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE

MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR

SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO PERCENTAGE INDICATED ABOVE.

YOU CAN  SEE THE NEWS IN BBC AND CNN REGARDING THEIR DEATH:


http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6040054.stm


I WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE AS TO

ENABLE ME GIVE YOU THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK.

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS  [email protected]


BEST REGARD,

MR.MUHAMMAD AAMER,

BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER.

Hmm ça marchera pas ce truc.

Il t'avait dit de garder le tout secret !

[Stide]

Ah merde, j'avais pourtant bon espoir...